Trying My Best Here, I Swear

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

guyalice

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

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hotcocoachia

I fucking love him

jdillustratesnonsense

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

iamtypinglike98madmen

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He also jabs racists in the eye!

tumblunni

I love the justice grandpa of fists

cursedcharley

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

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Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

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He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

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Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

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He said fuck the police!

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He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

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He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

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He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

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You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

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And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

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biglawbear

I have a new role model

briarchubnj

😍

runcibility

“justice grandpa of fists”

arquus-malvaceae

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

mummified-priest

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

bogleech

Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

tramampoline

we need him more than ever…

sarabeth72

Grandpa Fuck Around & Find Out. Love him.

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shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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thetatteredveil

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

I need some good luck Good luck

You ever just hate how you can’t get over someone? Even if it’s been months. I can barely even accept it myself, but it’s true. I’m still not over him. And I’m not sure what will help me get over him. I just know I want this whole thing over with.

I want the whole thought process of having him in my future to stop. I want him to stop being my first thought when I think of a significant other. I want him to stop haunting my nights.

I just want to stop feeling like he’s the only one for me. He has a girlfriend. He has someone to love. And I need to learn how to accept that it’s not me. That it will never be me that he chooses to be with.

I need to stop lying to myself and to start accepting the truth.

He’s a good man and a great friend. But, that’s all he’ll ever be for me.

I need to learn that’s it’s okay for him to love someone else, that him not loving me back, doesn’t take away from my worth. That I’m still capable of love and deserving of being loved back, even when it’s not from him.

exhuasted a little broken heart ache getting over someone espcially if they were never yours to begin with
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shodaw

Let bi boys date girls

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Who isn’t letting them……

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Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldn’t be allowed in lgbt spaces because I’m actually really straight

Straight girls who see me as their “gay friend” or who say they don’t care about sexuality but wouldn’t date a boy who’s had sex with a boy

Straight people in general who say “isn’t he really just gay” or telling girls that I’m actually gay and faking it with them

Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl I’m the same as the straight people who oppress our community

Gay people who say I’ll never understand oppression or what it’s like to “actually” be gay

So there’s quite a few people not letting them!!

shodaw

Keep reblogging this post all the comments are people showing how much they hate bisexual people

simply-a-work-of-art

Biphobes unfollow me, you’re not welcome here. LET👏PEOPLE👏LOVE👏WHO👏THEY👏WANT👏

nightcoremoon

I haven’t seen a post like this for bi boys, only for bi girls. let’s fix that.

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lunacyiero

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

astudyingreer

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling

beaubete

Oh no, that emotionally devastating scene would have been so much more impactful if it had happened earlier.  Better go back to the same kernel of daydream I’ve been basing every daydream of the last three weeks on and do it right this time.  If I’m not swallowing back tears at Starbucks, I’m gonna have to figure out another way to emotionally gut myself.

mareebird

I feel so called out

helvonasche

But then when you get it right..

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vanderlindemorgan

me for the past 7 years

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